Travel Foreign Airlines : Tales of Advice on the Plane to India
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I’m an entrepreneur, so I do watch my travel budget and I generally fly coach or business class. Like a lot of people, I fantasize about traveling first class. Just the name alone — first class — conjures up a fantasy of perfection.
I am so incredibly naïve.
My husband and I had to go to Mumbai for business. Although we were flying into London, with a connection to Mumbai, we thought we should take the opportunity to get to Dubai, too. We knew that some of the Hindi-language film people, or Bollywood types, were in Dubai so it would be smart for us to do the same thing.
When we landed in London, we were very out of sorts and very hungry. But we had to make arrangements to go to Dubai and then run to another terminal to catch our connection.
As we were checking in, the agent overheard my husband and me talking about the meeting we had with the musical artist 50 Cent. He was a huge fan.
I made a joke that I would give him some 50 Cent gear that I had in my carry-on if he would upgrade our tickets.
The next thing I knew we had two first-class boarding passes.
When we got on the plane we were ushered into first class, and I was excited.
But I don’t think the attendant was too thrilled. Our ticket stubs showed that we were “upgrades,” not people who actually paid for the amenities.
The attendants were paying a lot of attention to everyone, bringing extra pillows, fluffing blankets and doing everything in their power to make these other travelers comfortable. People were getting refills for their wine glasses. I couldn’t get a glass of water.
My husband and I were starved. I’m not a picky eater, and I figured I couldn’t go wrong with ordering risotto when it was time to get some food. Unfortunately, the risotto came smothered in cheese. I can’t eat cheese; I get sick.
I told the attendant, and she looked at me like I was crazy. I couldn’t get another meal. So I asked for a snack, only to be told that snacks were served only in business or coach class.
At this point, I really didn’t know what to do. So I just sat there like a good little passenger.
Once we were set for landing, the attendant did come up to me to chat. I thought she was going to apologize or try to make nice. Instead, she said she wanted to know why the airline was trying to be so nice to us by upgrading our seating arrangements. Apparently, the airline never gives upgrades, so it must have done something really horrible to us if it gave us an upgrade.
I was no longer going to be the good little passenger. So I said the first thing that came into my head. I told her my best friend was married to the airline’s chairman, and we always get upgraded.
It was a complete lie, but it was worth seeing the look of fright on the attendant’s face. I thought she was going to faint. She scurried away to talk to another attendant, who was her boss.
The next thing I know, my husband and I are surrounded by attendants offering us wine, food, fluffy pillows and blankets. It was almost comical, especially since the flight was set to land in about 10 minutes.
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